Welcome Wall Street CEOs

I have three traditional types of readers: college students, frugal moms and dads, and ex-inmates. Now, I'd like to welcome a new audience to my site, Wall Street CEOs. Even if ramen costs a dollar per pack in Manhattan, they will be able to buy a packet of ramen every minute of every day in 2009, assuming, that is, that they can move in with their mistresses and misters.

Can anyone come up with a bailout ramen recipe?

PS - After thinking about this more, I bet ramen is $5 per pack in Manhattan. Everything else is true.