Ramen Theft Ring

Okay, so they didn’t just steal ramen, but the article specifically calls it out. So remember kids, don’t buy your ramen out of the back of a van…

Three Daly City men accused of stealing nearly $1.8 million worth of ramen noodles, rubber tires, barbecue grills and other consumer goods are facing criminal charges in at least three counties, the California Highway Patrol reported

Here's my favorite part of the article:

Officers noticed a 53-foot trailer loaded with ramen noodles of suspicious provenance.

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I hope that someone submits a recipe called "Ramen Noodles of Suspicious Provenance". I also figure that they sold the ramen from the 53' trailer for about $20...