Will Someone Think of the Children?

The Korean (South) government is going to ban soft drinks in order to improve the health of students, but they are also going to restrict ramen! The article also links ramen to obesity (or is missing some punctuation). Also, “The ministry will also encourage students to brush their teeth after lunch and wash their hands frequently." Korean parents are said to be relieved as they no longer have anything to do in raising their kids except provide them a bed.