Post Your Best Ramen Haiku!

Post your best Ramen Haiku in the comments below. Remember that a Haiku is 5 sylabbles, 7 sylabbles, 5 syllables, and is the only form of poetry that I’m capable of.

Here are a few to get you started (are any of these miscounted?):

boil water, open bag
add noodles and seasoning
fifteen cents, good food

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hey roomie stay back,
dont bogart my noodles man
and dude, you snore loud

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i shot the sherriff,
but jail ramen sure is good
make a shank from bag

PS – I’ve been toying with new spam filters, so I may have lost some recipes sent in the past week, sorry!