Recipe: The Hunger Eradicator

When I was a kid, I used to put Doritos inside sandwiches sometimes, mainly ham sandwiches, but it also works on PB&J. It gives the sandwich a satisfying crunch and a cheesy flavor. I haven’t done this in 25 years, but it I bet it still tastes good. This recipe reminded me of doing that as a kid, although I never mixed the Doritos with tuna. If anyone is brave enough to try this, post a comment on how it tastes.

  • 1 packet ramen, crushed
  • 1 3/4 cups water
  • 1/4 cup low sodium soy sauce
  • 1 can of tuna, mostly drained
  • 2 tablespoons lime juice
  • 1 tablespoon chopped garlic
  • 2 tablespoons honey
  • 1 handful doritos, crushed
  • 1 hefty dash of cayenne pepper

While its still in the package, crush ramen noodles to your liking. Open only the end of the package, make sure it stays in good shape for use with the doritos. Throw flavor packet in your cupboard somewhere to use at a later time and dump the crushed noodles into a bowl. Add your water, soy sauce, tuna, lime juice, garlic and honey to the bowl and mix thoroughly. Microwave on high for four minutes. While its in there, take your handful of doritos (maybe 15 chips, 20 at the most) and put them in the empty ramen bag. I use the Sweet & Spicy doritos. Add your cayenne pepper to the bag as well, hold the top closed and crush your chips. After the four minutes is up, remove ramen from the microwave and add crushed dorito mixture. Mix well. Place the bowl back in the microwave for another 1-2 minutes (depending on altitude, as you want it to set like a thick stew as opposed to a soup). Remove, allow a few minutes to cool, and enjoy.

Just a note: If the contents of your bowl looks like lumpy sludge, then you did it right. Don’t look at it, just eat it. Trust me, looks can be deceiving.