Bailout Ramen

Just thought I’d point out that McDonalds apple pies are not the best way to gauge a bail-out. $700 billion USD will buy you 3.5 TRILLION (3,500,000,000,000) packs of ramen at 20 cents per pack, although I imagine you could get a better discount at that bulk rate. Since ramen is about 1″ thick, we could stack this pile of ramen from the Earth to the Moon over 230 times (I hope I did the math right). At 6.725 billion people, we could also buy every single person on earth 520 packs of ramen! Or, we could give every investment bank employee a three year supply of noodles, either way, this is a bailout that I support!

Update: As I suspected, my math was wrong in the earlier posting. I forgot to convert from inches to meters when I did the calculations.

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7 Responses to “Bailout Ramen”

  1. Tastyramen Says:

    That’s a good point. I am expecting traffic on ramen websites to increase in the coming months as well.

  2. Greg Says:

    I get 0.6 trips to the sun (3,500,000,000,000 inches / 63360 inches per mile / 91,000,000 miles to the sun)

  3. site admin Says:

    Greg, I knew it sounded fishy. Thanks, I’ll fix it.

  4. edjusted Says:

    I think a 3-year supply of instant ramen, especially the cheap kind, is *exactly* all the investment bankers deserve to eat!

  5. Paul Says:

    It’s sad that anyone in the world should go hungry with such a simple product that costs pennies! Why crow? Why!

  6. Paul Says:

    The grocery stores in Austin have really beefed up the ramen section. It went from 5 feet of space a few weeks ago to 15 feet long! And it’s stocked fully floor to top shelf. And people were clamouring over the ramen like flies on *^#@$!

  7. NASA Beware! Says:

    This kind of calculation error sounds very suspiciously like one that cost NASA millions of dollars when trying to land a probe on Mars recently – coincident? I think not!

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