May 032008

More evidence of just how bad the regular food is in jail here…

Submitted By: xBigBx

Submitted From: Youngstown, Ohio


  • 2 packages of ramen, no specific flavor
  • 1 small bag of nacho cheese Doritos
  • 1 small summer sausage

In jail, these are made by microwaving the water and letting the ramens soak in the hot water for a while. However, you can use your stove top if you like. My buddy who was in jail for a few months told me about these and i absolutely love making them…they taste a hell of alot better than they sound.

  1. Completely crush the Doritos and place them into boiling water for 4 minutes, or until soft.
  2. 2. Boil the ramen
  3. Dice the summer sausage
  4. Drain most of the water from the ramen
  5. Mix the ramen, the cheese “sauce” that is now made from the Doritos, the ramen flavor packs, and the summer sausage together in a bowl
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  10 Responses to ““Break””

  1. I propose a college section. or just add college to the end of “prison” so so it reads “college/Prison” they’re essentially the same anyway.

  2. Doritos boiled for 4 minutes or until soft? Water touching them makes them soft.

  3. Haven’t tried the recipe, but I’m surprised to see that this was sent from Youngstown, as it’s where I am!

    This sounds interesting in either case. I might try it…but probably not…

  4. This recipe was so good I’ll never make it again because it’s sinful.

  5. So, how does one go about getting these ingredients while in the slammer?

  6. I was in Summit County Jail and we use to make breaks all the time

  7. Haha! My buddy made this stuff for me the other day it was the most amazing thing I have ever eaten. He forgot to tell me the recipe I’m glad I could find it here thanks!

  8. How much water do you put the Doritos in?

  9. A bag of doritos for cheese sauce… that is absolutely brilliant. Cheese flavoring, “spices”, corn starch… it’s all there! Which means… Doritos are dehydrated, pressed cheese sauce triangles!

  10. homie their aint no microwave when u locked up you gots to use the shower water or sometimes the sink if u flush the toilet , i aint no were yall b getting locked up at but in cali aint no type of shit like that in jail haha

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