May 282006

It’s Memorial Day weekend, and you know what that means! It’s time for a recipe from jail.

Submitted By: Jaysen N
Submitted From: Georgia State U


  • 1 Package Ramen (Any flavor will do)
  • 1 Slice of American cheese
  • 1 Can of tuna (Splurge on the White Albacore)
  • Jalepenos from the jar (to taste)


Break up the noodles in the package and cook per the directions. While the noodles are cooking, drain the tuna and dump it into a bowl. Put in the jalepeno slices and top it all off with the slice of cheese. When the Ramen is ready, mix in the spice packet and pour the noodles into the bowl. Let it all steep for a few minutes to melt the cheese and then mix well. Voila! Prison Surprise.

Note: This recipe actually comes from a friend of my dad’s who did a little time in prison. He hated the prison food so much that he came up with this recipe using things he could buy in the prison store.

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  51 Responses to “Prison Surprise”

  1. Some of these recipes seem more like caveman invented them. I just got out of Petersburg FCI and how we ate was way better than trash bag county jail hookups.
    1 Ramen Noodle
    1 Summer Sausage
    1 Chilli with/without beans
    1 Nacho tortilla chips.
    1 Onion
    1City Cow Cheese

    First boil noodles drain and sit aside. Chop summer sausage and onion mix together then add ramen seasoning. Place onion and summer sausage mixture in the microwave for 4 minutes on high, afterwards take out and place to the site. Take tortilla chips and place a large amount on a bowl. Mix water (or milk) with cheese, after warming the cheese until it melts, and blend until smooth and creamy. Take meat and onion mixture over tortilla chips. Next take your chilli and cooked noodles and pour over your chips. Lastly spread your melted cheese over your chips. Viola nachos delight.

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