To the users who keep posting comments with your full name, email, and phone number, I don’t care that you got a bad packet of ramen. Why? Because I don’t make ramen; I’m just a guy with a blog. From now on, I’m going to start a special section for you and move all your comments there. You’ve been warned.
PS – If your email address ends in @aol.com, this is probably directed to you!